here is hazel
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“You’re 20, that’s why. You’re a 20 year old little cock, and you have no idea how the world works. Because you think you deserve better - you think you’re too interesting a person - to have a shitty job. Every 20 year old that I encounter behind the counter gives me that look, ‘ugh this job sucks’. Yeah, that’s why we gave it to you! Because you’re 20, which is a mathematical guarantee that you have no skills and nothing to offer anybody in the world! You’ve just been taking and sucking up - education and love and food and iPods - just sucking it up and judging. You’ve just been selecting and absorbing shit that you didn’t fucking earn for two decades. Three presidents, that’s how long; you’ve just been a burden. You’ve never done anything. I guarantee you, if you’re 20 years old, you have never done anything for anybody. Ever. Never. Yes, you went on a school trip to Guatemala, and they told you you helped. But you totally did not help. The guy was like, “I got a mudslide on my house. And now I gotta babysit this fucking college kid. Why do I have to do this? Jesus. Just take her picture with a shovel and send her home so she can put it on Facebook.”
Louis CK nails it!
(via whydoesanything)
